From 56f7b9e03f42e511ae0b81669af9eaf1bd6abbc5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: dschlueter <dschlueter@kitux.de>
Date: Fri, 29 May 2026 22:34:27 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] fix: Witze durch englische Originalwitze ersetzen
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Übersetzte Witze funktionieren nicht — 25 englische Originalwitze eingefügt.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Sonnet 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
---
 examples/html-joke-ticker/jokes.html | 220 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 218 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)
diff --git a/examples/html-joke-ticker/jokes.html b/examples/html-joke-ticker/jokes.html
index f1de13f..e9635b9 100644
--- a/examples/html-joke-ticker/jokes.html
+++ b/examples/html-joke-ticker/jokes.html
@@ -2,10 +2,226 @@
 <html lang="de">
 <head>
   <meta charset="UTF-8">
+  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
   <title>Witze-Ticker</title>
+  <style>
+    *, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }
+
+    body {
+      font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;
+      background: #f4f4f5;
+      color: #18181b;
+      min-height: 100vh;
+      display: flex;
+      justify-content: center;
+      align-items: center;
+      padding: 2rem;
+    }
+
+    .card {
+      background: #fff;
+      border-radius: 16px;
+      box-shadow: 0 4px 24px rgba(0,0,0,.08);
+      max-width: 600px;
+      width: 100%;
+      padding: 2.5rem 2rem 2rem;
+      text-align: center;
+    }
+
+    h1 { font-size: 1.5rem; margin-bottom: 1.5rem; }
+
+    /* Witz-Bereich mit Fade-Transition */
+    #joke-container {
+      min-height: 120px;
+      display: flex;
+      justify-content: center;
+      align-items: center;
+    }
+
+    #joke {
+      font-size: 1.15rem;
+      line-height: 1.6;
+      opacity: 1;
+      transition: opacity .5s ease;
+    }
+
+    #joke.fade-out { opacity: 0; }
+
+    /* Meta-Zeile: Index + Countdown */
+    .meta {
+      margin-top: 1rem;
+      font-size: .85rem;
+      color: #71717a;
+      display: flex;
+      justify-content: center;
+      gap: 1.25rem;
+    }
+
+    /* Button */
+    #next-btn {
+      margin-top: 1.5rem;
+      padding: .65rem 1.5rem;
+      font-size: 1rem;
+      border: none;
+      border-radius: 8px;
+      background: #2563eb;
+      color: #fff;
+      cursor: pointer;
+      transition: background .2s ease;
+    }
+
+    #next-btn:hover { background: #1d4ed8; }
+    #next-btn:active { background: #1e40af; }
+  </style>
 </head>
 <body>
-  <h1>Witze-Ticker</h1>
-  <div id="joke"><!-- TODO: Witz hier --></div>
+  <div class="card">
+    <h1>Witze-Ticker</h1>
+
+    <div id="joke-container">
+      <div id="joke"></div>
+    </div>
+
+    <div class="meta">
+      <span id="index-display"></span>
+      <span id="countdown-display"></span>
+    </div>
+
+    <button id="next-btn">Nächster Witz</button>
+  </div>
+
+  <script>
+    (function () {
+      'use strict';
+
+      var jokes = [
+        "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.",
+        "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.",
+        "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.",
+        "I asked the librarian if they had books about paranoia. She whispered: 'They're right behind you.'",
+        "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer \u2014 and a mop.",
+        "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.",
+        "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.",
+        "Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.",
+        "I told my dog he was adopted. He said: 'I knew it \u2014 you throw like a human.'",
+        "What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.",
+        "Why can't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.",
+        "I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.",
+        "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.",
+        "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.",
+        "I tried to write a joke about clocks but it was time-consuming.",
+        "Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.",
+        "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.",
+        "I told my cat a joke. He didn't laugh. Tough crowd.",
+        "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.",
+        "What's a vampire's favourite fruit? A blood orange. Just kidding \u2014 neck-tarines.",
+        "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.",
+        "I asked my dog what two minus two is. He said nothing.",
+        "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.",
+        "Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.",
+        "I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."
+      ];
+
+      var COUNTDOWN_SECONDS = 60;
+      var currentIndex = -1;
+      var countdownSeconds = COUNTDOWN_SECONDS;
+      var fadeTimeout = null;
+      var countdownInterval = null;
+
+      var jokeEl = document.getElementById('joke');
+      var indexEl = document.getElementById('index-display');
+      var countdownEl = document.getElementById('countdown-display');
+      var nextBtn = document.getElementById('next-btn');
+
+      // Zuf\u00e4lligen Index w\u00e4hlen (nicht derselbe wie der aktuelle)
+      function randomIndex() {
+        var idx;
+        do { idx = Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length); }
+        while (idx === currentIndex && jokes.length > 1);
+        return idx;
+      }
+
+      // Witz anzeigen mit Fade-\u00dcbergang
+      function showJoke(idx) {
+        clearTimeout(fadeTimeout);
+        currentIndex = idx;
+        jokeEl.classList.add('fade-out');
+
+        fadeTimeout = setTimeout(function () {
+          jokeEl.textContent = jokes[idx];
+          indexEl.textContent = (idx + 1) + '/' + jokes.length;
+          jokeEl.classList.remove('fade-out');
+        }, 500);
+      }
+
+      // Countdown-Anzeige aktualisieren
+      function updateCountdownDisplay() {
+        countdownEl.textContent = 'N\u00e4chster Witz in ' + countdownSeconds + ' s';
+      }
+
+      // Countdown starten (ein einziger Timer — bei 0 wird nextJoke aufgerufen)
+      function startCountdown() {
+        countdownSeconds = COUNTDOWN_SECONDS;
+        updateCountdownDisplay();
+
+        clearInterval(countdownInterval);
+        countdownInterval = setInterval(function () {
+          countdownSeconds--;
+          if (countdownSeconds <= 0) {
+            clearInterval(countdownInterval);
+            countdownSeconds = 0;
+            updateCountdownDisplay();
+            nextJoke();
+          } else {
+            updateCountdownDisplay();
+          }
+        }, 1000);
+      }
+
+      // Countdown pausieren (Tab in Hintergrund)
+      function pauseCountdown() {
+        clearInterval(countdownInterval);
+      }
+
+      // Countdown fortsetzen (Tab wieder aktiv)
+      function resumeCountdown() {
+        if (countdownSeconds > 0) {
+          startCountdown();
+        }
+      }
+
+      // N\u00e4chsten Witz zeigen (manuell oder automatisch)
+      function nextJoke() {
+        var idx = randomIndex();
+        showJoke(idx);
+        startCountdown();
+      }
+
+      // Initialer Zufallswitz beim Laden
+      function init() {
+        var idx = randomIndex();
+        currentIndex = idx;
+        jokeEl.textContent = jokes[idx];
+        indexEl.textContent = (idx + 1) + '/' + jokes.length;
+        startCountdown();
+      }
+
+      // Event-Listener
+      nextBtn.addEventListener('click', function () {
+        nextJoke();
+      });
+
+      document.addEventListener('visibilitychange', function () {
+        if (document.hidden) {
+          pauseCountdown();
+        } else {
+          resumeCountdown();
+        }
+      });
+
+      // Start
+      init();
+    })();
+  </script>
 </body>
 </html>
