fix: Witze durch englische Originalwitze ersetzen
Übersetzte Witze funktionieren nicht — 25 englische Originalwitze eingefügt. Co-Authored-By: Claude Sonnet 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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<html lang="de">
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>Witze-Ticker</title>
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<title>Witze-Ticker</title>
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<style>
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*, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }
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body {
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font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;
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background: #f4f4f5;
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color: #18181b;
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min-height: 100vh;
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display: flex;
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justify-content: center;
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align-items: center;
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padding: 2rem;
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}
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.card {
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background: #fff;
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border-radius: 16px;
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box-shadow: 0 4px 24px rgba(0,0,0,.08);
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max-width: 600px;
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width: 100%;
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padding: 2.5rem 2rem 2rem;
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text-align: center;
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}
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h1 { font-size: 1.5rem; margin-bottom: 1.5rem; }
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/* Witz-Bereich mit Fade-Transition */
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#joke-container {
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min-height: 120px;
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display: flex;
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justify-content: center;
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align-items: center;
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}
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#joke {
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font-size: 1.15rem;
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line-height: 1.6;
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opacity: 1;
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transition: opacity .5s ease;
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}
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#joke.fade-out { opacity: 0; }
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/* Meta-Zeile: Index + Countdown */
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.meta {
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margin-top: 1rem;
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font-size: .85rem;
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color: #71717a;
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display: flex;
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justify-content: center;
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gap: 1.25rem;
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}
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/* Button */
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#next-btn {
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margin-top: 1.5rem;
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padding: .65rem 1.5rem;
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font-size: 1rem;
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border: none;
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border-radius: 8px;
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background: #2563eb;
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color: #fff;
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cursor: pointer;
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transition: background .2s ease;
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}
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#next-btn:hover { background: #1d4ed8; }
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#next-btn:active { background: #1e40af; }
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</style>
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</head>
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</head>
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<body>
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<body>
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<div class="card">
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<h1>Witze-Ticker</h1>
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<h1>Witze-Ticker</h1>
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<div id="joke"><!-- TODO: Witz hier --></div>
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<div id="joke-container">
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<div id="joke"></div>
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</div>
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<div class="meta">
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<span id="index-display"></span>
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<span id="countdown-display"></span>
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</div>
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<button id="next-btn">Nächster Witz</button>
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</div>
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<script>
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(function () {
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'use strict';
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var jokes = [
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"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.",
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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.",
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"Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.",
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"I asked the librarian if they had books about paranoia. She whispered: 'They're right behind you.'",
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer \u2014 and a mop.",
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.",
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"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.",
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"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.",
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"I told my dog he was adopted. He said: 'I knew it \u2014 you throw like a human.'",
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"What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.",
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"Why can't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.",
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"I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.",
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"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.",
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"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.",
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"I tried to write a joke about clocks but it was time-consuming.",
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"Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.",
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"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.",
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"I told my cat a joke. He didn't laugh. Tough crowd.",
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"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.",
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"What's a vampire's favourite fruit? A blood orange. Just kidding \u2014 neck-tarines.",
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"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.",
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"I asked my dog what two minus two is. He said nothing.",
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"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.",
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"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.",
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"I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."
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];
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var COUNTDOWN_SECONDS = 60;
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var currentIndex = -1;
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var countdownSeconds = COUNTDOWN_SECONDS;
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var fadeTimeout = null;
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var countdownInterval = null;
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var jokeEl = document.getElementById('joke');
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var indexEl = document.getElementById('index-display');
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var countdownEl = document.getElementById('countdown-display');
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var nextBtn = document.getElementById('next-btn');
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// Zuf\u00e4lligen Index w\u00e4hlen (nicht derselbe wie der aktuelle)
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function randomIndex() {
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var idx;
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do { idx = Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length); }
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while (idx === currentIndex && jokes.length > 1);
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return idx;
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}
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// Witz anzeigen mit Fade-\u00dcbergang
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function showJoke(idx) {
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clearTimeout(fadeTimeout);
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currentIndex = idx;
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jokeEl.classList.add('fade-out');
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fadeTimeout = setTimeout(function () {
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jokeEl.textContent = jokes[idx];
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indexEl.textContent = (idx + 1) + '/' + jokes.length;
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jokeEl.classList.remove('fade-out');
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}, 500);
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}
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// Countdown-Anzeige aktualisieren
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function updateCountdownDisplay() {
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countdownEl.textContent = 'N\u00e4chster Witz in ' + countdownSeconds + ' s';
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}
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// Countdown starten (ein einziger Timer — bei 0 wird nextJoke aufgerufen)
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function startCountdown() {
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countdownSeconds = COUNTDOWN_SECONDS;
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updateCountdownDisplay();
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clearInterval(countdownInterval);
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countdownInterval = setInterval(function () {
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countdownSeconds--;
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if (countdownSeconds <= 0) {
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clearInterval(countdownInterval);
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countdownSeconds = 0;
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updateCountdownDisplay();
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nextJoke();
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} else {
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updateCountdownDisplay();
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}
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}, 1000);
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}
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// Countdown pausieren (Tab in Hintergrund)
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function pauseCountdown() {
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clearInterval(countdownInterval);
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}
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// Countdown fortsetzen (Tab wieder aktiv)
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function resumeCountdown() {
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if (countdownSeconds > 0) {
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startCountdown();
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}
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}
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// N\u00e4chsten Witz zeigen (manuell oder automatisch)
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function nextJoke() {
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var idx = randomIndex();
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showJoke(idx);
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startCountdown();
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}
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// Initialer Zufallswitz beim Laden
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function init() {
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var idx = randomIndex();
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currentIndex = idx;
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jokeEl.textContent = jokes[idx];
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indexEl.textContent = (idx + 1) + '/' + jokes.length;
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startCountdown();
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}
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// Event-Listener
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nextBtn.addEventListener('click', function () {
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nextJoke();
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});
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document.addEventListener('visibilitychange', function () {
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if (document.hidden) {
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pauseCountdown();
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} else {
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resumeCountdown();
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}
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});
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// Start
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init();
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})();
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</script>
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</body>
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</body>
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</html>
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